Lyrics
Oh, his pop-up doesn't pop up anymore
It just doesn't do the thing it did before
Johnny used to be so proud and all the girls would stare
To see the way he'd make it pop up in the air
Almost any time of night, no matter what
Gee, you oughta see that thing when it got hot
But now he jiggles it, he wiggles it
He bangs it on the kitchen floor
But to no avail, it's a very sad tale
His pop-up doesn't pop up anymore
Oh, his pop-up doesn't pop up anymore
It just doesn't do the thing it did before
I never will forget the night he brought it home for me
Tied with a blue ribbon and cute as it could be
And it popped right up with just the slightest touch
But now I fear we've used it much too much
We just can't make it and I can't take it
It isn't good for one piece more
It's in the same old groove, it just won't move
His pop-up doesn't pop up anymore
Oh, his pop-up doesn't pop up anymore
And a thing like that can be an awful bore
Now I sit and look at it, it's just as cold as ice
But I recall the nights it was worth more than any price
And it popped right up each time I wanted more
We'd have such fun and he'd let me keep score
But now it's beat up, it won't repeat up
There's no use in hollering encore
His little pop-up sure needs a prop-up
His pop-up toaster will not pop up anymore