The Humours Of The King Of Ballyhooley

I'll tell yez how it was with me if to listen yez are willin'

'Twas in yon house behind yon hill where I had lately been distillin'

I slung a keg upon me back and started out for daylight cooly

Good customers I did not lack and I sold it all in Ballyhooley

I thought it wiser to delay me homeward way for fear of Peelers

And in that way I spent the day dinin' with the whiskey dealers

But as the shades of night came down and I had got me money duly

I bid goodnight to all was there and I started home from Ballyhooley

My heart was light with the Mountain Dew that I had brewed among the heather

And on me way I chanced to spy a lad and lassie walk together

Her neck was like the mountain snow with cheeks like roses blossomed newly

She'd a voice like music soft and low she was the flower of Ballyhooley

This young man quickly left her side he it was afraid of me that he was

And still the lassie did not hide it was in love with me that she was

Then quickly up beside her came says I fair maid I love you truly

And if your parents give consent will you be my bride in Ballyhooley

I have a house behind yon hill two fine greyhonds and a ferret

Besides I have a little still the drop it makes with you I'll share it

And I have got a feather bed with sheets and blankets purchased newly

Besides I have a ring to wed if you'll be mine in Ballyhooley

Her cherry cheeks they grew more red during the time that we were talkin'

And still she hung her little head and viewed the ground where we were walkin'

She says young man if you're content and if you say you love me truly

And if me parents give consent I'll be your bride in Ballyhooley

I asked her name she said it was Jane and that her second name was Cooley

And then I asked her when we'd wed she said the sooner wed the better

So I went and asked her parents glad if they were content to let me get her

They said they were they wished us luck we started out for Father Dooley

And at the hour of twelve o'clock he tied the knot in Ballyhooley

The Weddin' that we had that day the people comin' uninvited

The piper played for every squad Jane she sang and I recited