Lyrics
Bridal show, restless day here
Steal a glance, wouldn't dare
Ted and Jo are getting married
And everyone should be there
No simple celebration
Ooh hoo
Ted's mother cries and cries
Ooh hoo
They're in white
I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes
Vows exchanged with a blessing
A little cake, a piece of cake
Another day they'll be parting
And everyone knows it's there
The whole damn congregation says
Ooh hoo
It's the only way to say goodbye
Ooh hoo
Jo's shaking with pride
I'd have to guess there'll be no honeymoon
Ted and Jo, Ted and Jo
Are getting married
Ooh hoo
It's the only way to say goodbye
Ooh hoo
Jo's shaking with pride
Ooh hoo
Take me with you, honey, when you go
Ooh hoo
I bet they'll kiss without closing their eyes