BRAINS! (from the Cartoon Network's GRIM AND EVIL)

"Well hello there little boy.

Now don't be shy.

Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.

Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.

I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.

Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place

I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space

You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained

So why don't you be a pal...

And bring me some BRAINS!

Go down to your neighbor's place

See the dull expression on his face

You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me

He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!

Go down to Mr. McGee's

He hasn't had a thought since '43.

His brain is the portrait of atrophy.

He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,

I'll drink their (her) brains 'til they're zombified.

Sure she might think it's deranged

But she won't give it a thought

Once I've eaten her brain.

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.

It's not a matter if it isn't gray,

And if at first she thinks it's strange,

Shewon't think twice

If she don't have a brain!

Go down to the Wonton shop,

My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop

I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads

And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!

Creep into the donut shop

Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.

Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.

And any other sweetbrains you happen to see.

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...

My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.

Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,

They're so delectable, especially the small ones.

No time to cook em in a skillet.

My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.

I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,

I'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!

Now you've been swell to go around

And bring me every single brain in town

But with all these brains, I can't help but think

That there isn't one left out there to drink.

Fess up boy, come on, Heck!