Lyrics
I'm always a baby on my birthday
I think it's the most sensible day of the year to be a big pain
People like to whine and cry
And tell me all about their fuckin miserable days
But not always, cus I'm the ONLY baby on my birthday
You don't know how it feels to be part of a 10 piece hillbilly family
I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty bitty runt
I need to find a way for attention
You don't know all of the terrors I've seen
Living in a dirty house with 9 big babies
There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse
I need a full day for me to lash out
I'm always a baby on my birthday
Shut your purdy mouth cus it's not up to you
And for those of you who don't respect my wishes
Or don't care to show enough self restraint
Well you're not welcome to my party or even to my birthday cake
You don't know how it feels to be part of a 10 piece hillbilly family
I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty bitty runt
I need to find a way for attention
You don't know all of the terrors I've seen
Living in a dirty house with 9 big babies
There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse
I need a full day for me to lash out
I'm always a baby on my birthday
I think it's the most sensible day of the year to be a big pain
People like to whine and cry
And tell me all about their fuckin miserable days
Well you're not welcome to my party or even to my birthday cake