Lyrics
Your ex-girlfriend's got it all, she's always been kind of polished
She's pretty and smart, I guess she's got it figured out
And your very best friend that you hooked up with in college
Is working her way up at a firm downtown
All the girls from your past have one thing in common
Like all of the shit we saw
We're on stage, on the screen, and you're an imposter
But we all agree that you've got quite a roster
Oh, you, you always messing up someone's daughter
You, you always doing nothing with your life
No one will believe me, but I swear it's true
It's like the hottest, baddest bitches
In the world, and then there's you
Oh, your girlfriend from high school created a startup
And another one you slept with's becoming a model
You got every girl in the city, they must have some kind of pity
'Cause it don't make no sense that every one of them is pretty
Girls from your past have one thing in common
Like all of the shit we suffered
We're on stage, on the screen, you got quite a roster
But we all agree that you're one sick fucker
Oh, you, you always messing up someone's daughter
You, you always doing nothing with your life
No one will believe me, but I swear it's true
It's like the hottest, baddest bitches
In the world, and then there's you
You always messing up someone's daughter
You, you always doing nothing with your life
You, you just jerking off in the corner
You, you always fucking up someone's life
How you do it should be studied in school
Can't believe I ever thought you were cool
They can't believe that they thought that too
We can't believe we thought you were ever smooth
Oh, you, you always messing up someone's daughter
You, you always doing nothing with your life
No one will believe me, but I swear it's true
It's like the hottest, baddest bitches
In the world, and then there's you
The hottest, baddest bitches in the world standing next to you