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Season one

Episode one

Zero stars

You wrote a script about a dangerous mastermind

But the leading man is tripping on his own shoes

Over the budget

Under the intellect

You want the dictator's iron throne today

But you only brought a circus tent

It is folding in the wind

Watch the heavy gavel swing

I am changing the channel

The camera is zooming in

Looking for a giant pile of dirty gold

But the vault is completely bare

Just a legal receipt

Printed in a permanent, undeniable ink

You call it a massive bribery scheme

Wiring the funds to a public bank account

Even the writers are confused by this part

If we check the actual math, the whole plot dies

You missed the target by a centimeter

So you sentence the empty air to seventeen years

I am leaving the worst review on the internet

The evidence is running dry

The judge is sweating

The logic is breaking down

You claim it's a secret political payoff

With a fully declared tax record

Plot hole detected

You call it a massive bribery scheme

Wiring the funds to a public bank account

Even the writers are confused by this part

If we check the actual math, the whole plot dies

You missed the target by a centimeter

So you sentence the empty air to seventeen years

I am leaving the worst review on the internet

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