I'm Ready (Live from the Royal Oak Theatre, Michigan, 1983)

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' baby come overhere

I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square

Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good, I want you to know

One more drink, I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me"