Lyrics
With so much drama in my detective agency
It's kind of hard to be an ACME agent like me
Because Carmen Sandiego, well she keeps evading me
She's freaking hard to find, Rockapella agrees
She's elusive, not conducive to a crime-free planet
Robbed the banks of the Nile and I can't understand it
She stole the Mason-Dixon Line so I'm searching for clues
How much damage can an educational computer game villain do?
She stole the Grand Canyon and the Sydney Opera House
The Golden Gate Bridge, tell me what's that all about?
Now she's going back in time, she's messing with my mind
She stole the Magna Carta and the Maginot Line
She single-handedly incharged the Scott Vale
So I'm chasing her around like a bull in a rodeo
She needs to be locked up just like Galileo
This girl stole my breakfast, please leggo my Eggo
She's a kleptomaniac, but she must refrain from that
Crime record shows every heinous deed's insanely wack
She's up to no good with her zany hijinks
She took a trip to Egypt, stole the Pyramid of Sphinx
She stole Stonehenge and she stole the Eiffel Tower
How do you freaking steal the freaking Eiffel Tower?
I'm learning a lot with every single spot
I think she might be at, but it turns out that she's not
The chief is on the phone, "Dude, leave me alone"
Carmen's surreptitious as the evidence has shown
She might even steal your heart, so I must warn ya
She's so damn hot when she rocks her red fedora
I've chased her to Berlin, Trinidad, and Tobago
Where the mm-mm is Carmen Sandiego?
Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
Carmen Sandiego has really bad morals
Carmen Sandiego got really bad morals
I never knew gaming could be so educational
Is it recreational? Is it recreational?