Take the Plunge, the Plumber Song (Live)

I keep wishing you'd just take it off

I have my imagination but its just not enough

And I know that it sounds wrong

But you've got too much on

I wanna see -

You wild and free -

The first time you came I learned your name

And about your stellar plumbing skills

You said while it felt so draining, at least it pays the bills

But as you pump my kitchen

You vent that you're a musician

You turn your back

And I notice there's no crack

You say there's too much pressure here and I say, "wow"

And you say you have to flush it out, but I'm flushed right now

Still I'm stuck on what's under -

And I can't help but wonder -

What your mouth looks like

When you smile

I won't tell no-one

If we take our masks off for a while

And if hindsight's 2020

Then I'm not a visionary

It's all a blur but one thing's true

I would take the plunge for you

I've called you for the 5th time in a row

It's too often in one week to plunge a toilet bowl - I know

You suggested a doctor who could help with IBS

Now I have to find

A totally new approach

I feel my heart sinkin' as you walk to the door

And I have to buy some time but I could fall through the floor

'Cuz it comes out way too fast

When I say Danny boy, you know my pipes are calling

I swear I'm sinking under

But I can't help but wonder -

What your mouth looks like

When you smile

I won't tell no-one

If we take our masks off for a while

And if hindsight's 2020

Then I'm not a visionary

It's all a blur but one thing's true

You're finding every leak

And my heart has hit its peak

'Cuz for you I know I'd -

I've shoved way too much down my garbage disposal

All in hopes of getting your proposal

- So we can work out a deal on that invoice?