I've Never Been High

Thrill rides and places

Wide open spaces

Laid in a bed

Such harmless novelties

Where's the forgetting?

Where's the regretting

Of lurid acts that never came to be?

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

If I could buy it

Maybe I'd try it

But my connections

Aren't what they once were

Paint me a picture

Read me some scripture

Maybe I should have

Stuck it out with her

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

Never been high

I've never

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never been high

I've never been high

I've never been high

I've never been high

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've celebrated

Birthdays and waited

Waited and waited

Tomorrow's just a tease

Then I'll be something

Then I'll mean something

Look, there's a camera

Smile and say "Cheese"

I've never been high

Never been high

Never been high

I've never been high