Lyrics
Let me tell ya
Well I went to my Uncle, hIs name is Sam
He said he'd help me, but it was a scam, and when I
I went to hug him I felt something funny
I wanted love, but he wanted my money
Get your hand out my pocket Sam - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - I think its a sin
Get your hand out my pocket man - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - and we can be friends
Eyes full of wonder, I met a girl
She gave me love, so I gave her my world
And I worked like a slave, to make a name
Now she's gone but the payments remain
Get your hand out my pocket girl - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - I think its a sin
Get your hand out my pocket baby - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - and we can be friends
Now I don't think its funny
The way you spend my money, honey
I know you gotta pay to play - but don't play me
Wanna take me for a ride?
This car ain't got no more gas!
C'mon - hit it and quit it
Broke down and dirty, fresh out the can
I met a pretty young thing and she took me by the hand
And Lord knows I love her but when I get that feeling
I gotta say, "Wait a minute baby- quit your stealing!"
Get your hand out my pocket baby - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - I think its a sin
Get your hand out my pocket honey - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - and we can be friends
Now my bed is empty and so's my wallet
My refrigerator has only two beers left in it
Well, maybe Jesus will fill it up again
But I hear the Devil knocking, and I might let him in
But I'd tell him
Get your hand out my pocket devil - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - I think its a sin
Get your hand out my pocket devil - say it again
Get your hand out my pocket - and we can be friends
Well, you're living on fancy wine
While I'm drinking turpentine
Hey, when I said I was fat