Ronald The Fill-in (Country Edition)

November in Vegas and Frank, he fell ill

But Sammy and Dino wanted to go on still

Joey said the Rat Pack needs to be five

Peter said don't worry, I know this guy

Give him a whiskey, give him a beer And he'll fill a room with lots of good cheer

He wore plaid pants and had lego hair And smoked like a chimney everywhere

He was more dangerous than the Knife of Mack His name was Ronald, a fill-in for the Rat

Pack

Give him a whiskey, give him a beer And he'll fill a room with lots of good cheer

Sammy only had one eye, but Ronald had two Their last names were Davis and one was a

black Jew

The crowd at first didn't know what to think When old lego hair replaced old blue eyes

wink

Give him a whiskey, give him a beer And he'll fill a room with lots of good cheer

He won the crowd over, Dino asked him to stay for the whole run

But he said with a smile, Mr. Martin my friend My work here is done

Give him a whiskey, give him a beer And he'll fill a room with lots of good cheer

November in Vegas and Frankie fell ill But Sammy and Dino wanted to go on still

Joey said the Rat Pack needs to be fired Peter said don't worry, I know this guy

Yes Peter said don't worry, I know this guy