Lyrics
Everybody gather round, cause I can't come to you
No, there's no need to fear
I'm all cooped up over here, no matter what I do
I am Hen House Ghost
I am Hen House Ghost
I can't get away, so I'm cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I'll go home
I've got my floating frying pan for breakfast in the straw
Some days I put on a show
The chickens love my ghostly glow
Their clucking says it all
I am Hen House Ghost
I am Hen House Ghost
I can't get away, so I'm cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I'll go home
The Evil One's a fan—he recommends my pepper quiche
Yesterday I made an omelette
Jalapeno cheddar on it
Mmmm, he loved the heat
I am Hen House Ghost
I am Hen House Ghost
I can't get away, so I'm cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I'll go home
You gotta try my deviled eggs, I add oregano
They're over there beside the corn
They're good enough to die for
Believe me, I would know
I am Hen House Ghost
I am Hen House Ghost
I can't get away, so I'm cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I'll go home
I am Hen House Ghost
I am Hen House Ghost
I can't get away, so I'm cooking up these eggs
Maybe someday I'll go home