Somebody's Been Sleeping In My Bed

Now I'm a family man that works hard for the money

With the sweetest wife ever, -smooch- I love ya honey

I buy her everything, if it takes my last dollar

Even her nails and her hair to be done at the beauty parlor

We spend ample time together, doin dinner and a movie

And whatever else sounds groovy

And when we want real excitement and drama

Word to momma, we walk around in our pajamas in the Bahamas

I love her and I need her and I never ever cheat her

I'm far too caring to be considered a woman beater

My style is gentle, romantic and friendly

Nothin like the husband from "Sleeping With the Enemy"

I thought that she was in love with me

I used to think that she couldn't get enough of me

But lately, things been seemin strange and

Baby you've changed

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

Now I've heard of traffic but I never heard of when

You get off at five and don't make it home til ten

Another thing that I can't comprehend

Matchbox and pens from the Holiday Inn

And every night that I had to work late

I come home to see that the bathroom ain't straight

I look at the toilet bowl and wonder whassup

Because I know damn well that she don't piss with the seat up

And lookin at the underwear in the room

Now I wear silk drawers, who's Fruit of the Looms?

Another thing that's quite bizarre

My bathrobe smell like Brut, but I use Drakkar

Now I'm seein that she's treatin me crummy

Also she must take me for some dummy

Because she lay in bed and say, "Come on in"

But them ain't the same bed sheets from this mornin

Now yet, my dear, have you been busted?

But I still feel like P.E., can't trust it

You need another lover like you need a hole in your head

And you might get that, you cheesy rat

Cause thinkin about the cost of a divorce

I feel like Johnnie Taylor, it's cheaper to keep her

Cheatin on me was the reason why, I hope you die

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

You done hurt me, broke my heart

And played me for your fool

Now here's my chance to get back at you

And I'm gonna blow my cool

All day long, I'm just singin a

Somebody Done Somebody Wrong song

I'm tryin to see how far can this kid go

Before our relationship ends up on skid row

Why should I try to stay attached to her

When I'm probably better anywhere as a bachelor?

So go 'head girl with the game you're talkin

And since you look like CeCe Peniston, keep on walkin

Yup yup yup, cheatin heart, you're tryin to rip mine apart

Uhh, I wish I'd seen it from the start

Cause now you're caught in what you thought was a fort

Took a short, so I'll see you in court

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

Somebody's, been sleepin in my bed

I hate my wife

I wear my wedding ring on the wrong finger

Cause I married the wrong goddamn woman!

I leave home for the white bitch