Lyrics
Hold up a second I thought we'd get a nice table
Sorry sir this was the last spot that was available
Come on fam this is my first ever date with her
Can we sit somewhere, you know, not next to a dumpster
No I actually think for you two this is quite fitting
You smell exactly like it so stop your bitching
Wow what an asshole but I guess it will have to work
Maybe for some live entertainment you can get up and twerk
(What?)
Oh Stevie, I can already tell you're such a romantic
Maybe in a bit, we can hide behind the dumpster so I can suck your dick
Woah now this is what I've been looking for
If this comes with all of these sign me up for another
Dumpster Date
Dumpster Date
Oh Virginia don't go and turn me on like that
Come home with me after and you can get to work stat
Oh Virginia I'm so glad that we see eye to eye
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!
(Bruh)
Oh Stevie, I can already tell you're such a romantic
If we go back to your place, maybe you can rub my clit
Woah now this is what I've been looking for
If this comes with all of these sign me up for another
Dumpster Date
Dumpster Date
Dumpster Date
Dumpster Date
Stevie come eat me out
I'll show you what I'm all about
This was a great
Dumpster date