Lyrics
All y'all are is just a bunch of mating whales
Get the fuck away from me before I cut off your tail
Y'all may be the biggest thing I've ever seen
I find it hilarious when you go and be mean
When you're out here looking like that
How do you manage to carry all of that fat
You two are made for each other
Based off of size you could be brothers
Y'all are always by each other's side
Who knows what goes on inside
Do you suck each other's microscopic cocks
Have some fun and pull of the jocks
You're just a couple of obese mating whales
Taking up the entire fucking ocean
You're just a couple of obese mating whales
Taking up the entire fucking ocean
Get with reality you're not all that
What you are is fat
Whoring it up is your favorite thing to do
I mean it is pretty fun but not with you two
I can't help but feel sorry for that bed
I can't imagine watching whales give head
That fat sticky load is enough to crush
An entire city turning it to dust
Do you suck each other's cocks
Have some fun and pull of the jocks (if they can fit)
You're just a couple of obese mating whales
Taking up the entire fuckin ocean
You're just a couple of obese mating whales
Taking up the entire fuckin ocean
Sucking this sucking that in your deep water cave
What a fucking blast that you just gave
So powerful the whole ocean turned into a mighty blowhole
The gravitational pull pulled earth into a blackhole
But in the end we all survived luckily
Your sheer size saved us from meeting our demise
That blackhole can't swallow anything your size
Thank you mating whales for your gigantic thighs