Lyrics
Hello?
Oh yeah, are you coming this year?
Oh yeah, I saved a seat for you
And you know what?
I want you hungrier than you've ever been before
Papa let me cut the turkey this year
Wishbone gave me luck
Hoping that I'd get fucked
Red wine stains on the carpet like my cherry pop-pop
Cornucopia on my mind
Stuff me with what you can find
Gravy on my tits
Letting grandma get a lick
Beets on the stove
Beats pill in my wish list, wish list
Thanksgiving 2003
Carve up this pussy to eat
Make sure these taters are sweet
Don't care if grandpa can see
Thanksgiving 2003
Carve up this pussy to eat
Make sure these taters are sweet
Don't care if grandpa can see
I'm coming down the stairs late like a bad bitch
Gucci on my wrist
Abercrombie and Fitch
Call me Urban Decay
I can pull an all-nighter
Grab the corn, babe
I'm not a fighter
You know those pilgrims made peace
No smallpox under these sheets
Feast feast feast feast
Beast beast beast beast
Your stomach's not the only thing growing tonight
Ah
Thanksgiving 2003
Carve up this pussy to eat
Make sure these taters are sweet
Don't care if grandpa can see
Thanksgiving 2003
Carve up this pussy to eat
Make sure these taters are sweet
Don't care if grandpa can see
Candy yams all over the floor
Spread me open, pushing more
Cops came knocking at the door
Wait, what did we call them for?
Coke mixed in my mimosa
Fucking hard on the sofa
Sticky tits
Pour that cola in me while I have ebola
Ugh I forgot the turkey
Big tits
Round and perky
I'm a cunt and I'm quirky