Pinned Down

Well, I've got a fine lookin' woman that I just found

Who's married to the wealthiest man in town

And she tells me every time he ain't around

That tonight he's drunk as a skunk and so swank the pub

With all his asshole buddies from the country club

And he left her at home alone

So right now I've got her pinned down

I've got my nut sack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack

Pickin' up her old man's slack

Doin' shit to her that he ain't able to do

I drank a six-pack before I got her in the sack

Now I got her pinned down on her back with her feet in her face

And she'll stay that way for at least another hour or two

See, a while ago I got a call on the telephone

A woman's voice said, "Hey, my old man ain't home

Can you make it out my way, 'cause I'd sure love to fool around?"

She said, "I got you six cold pap blue ribbons for free

If you just come and do some dirty, pretty work on me"

So I jumped in my truck and hauled ass up town

And right now I've got her pinned down

I've got my nut sack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack

Pickin' up her old man's slack

Doin' shit to her that he ain't able to do

I drank a six-pack before I got her in the sack

Now I got her pinned down on her back with her feet in her face

And she'll stay that way for at least another hour or two

Well, her telephone rang about a quarter to three

Said, "Honey, you don't need to wait up for me

'Cause me and the fellas are gonna have a few more rounds"

Then she grinned and said, "A few more rounds sound alright"

Then she winked at me at told him goodnight

Then she hung up the phone, and she said it's on

So once again I've got her pinned down

And I've got my nut sack bouncin' up and down up on my butt crack

Pickin' up her old man's slack

Doin' shit to her that he ain't able to do

I drank a six-pack before I got her in the sack

Now I got her pinned down on her back with her feet in her face

And she'll stay that way for at least another hour or two