Lyrics
There's enough Mean Green Bubble Potion here
To turn everyone in the whole world into a frog
And that's exactly what I'm going to do
Because I'm the meanest one of all
Oh, no
Although she's tried it once or twice
I much preferred not being nice
She's simply mean
(She's so mean, yeah, she's so mean) it's true
And we are being quite precise when we say her heart is cold as ice
I'm truly mean
(Truly mean, so truly mean) uh-huh
Got a balloon
I'm gonna pop it
Throw her a ball
And I'll drop it
Done something wicked
Oh, I can top it, it's what I do
She can't stop it, 'cause she's mean
(She's so mean)
Oh, she just loves just being bad
Doesn't that just make you so mad?
Well, that's 'cause she's mean ('cause she's mean)
('Cause she's mean, because she's mean) now I think you're gettin' it
Helpful's just not in her major
In fact, it really aggravates her
Because she's mean (only mean)
Oh, you have no idea (only mean, well, talk to me)
And after years of cruel devotion
She's made this Mean Green Bubble Potion
With this plan she set in motion
I'll have enough frogs to fill an ocean
Because she's so, so mean
(She's so mean)
Let's review, when the potion is ready
It will be driven by truck over to the launch bay
Once there, it will be loaded
Into the biggest bottle of bubbles the world has ever seen
Then after a short countdown
The potion will rocket up into outer space
Where it will make millions of mean green bubbles
That will float, oh, so gently down to the ground
Turning everyone they touch into? Mirror? (Frogs)
Frogs!
She'll turn everyone to vermin (she's so mean)
If there's doubt, she'll be confirming (so, so mean)
I'm the meanest witch around (she's so mean)
Possessing cruelty (so, so mean), oh, so propound