Senpai Notice Me: a Yandere Simulator Musical

There he is, my one and only senpai (say hi to senpai)

He's my future boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet (spring it out, senpai)

I'd tell him all my feelings, all the thoughts I've been concealing

But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat a lot

Everyday my favorite subject's senpai (A+ at senpai)

I could sit and study him for hours at a time (sounds kind of boring)

His eyes, his hair, his derrière, it's crazy and yet I don't care

And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine

Who is that cute little student there and why's she touching his arm?

If she puts moves on my senpai, then I'll have to cause her harm

Maybe I should clean up this body or just dump it into the trash

Senpai could never love her, 'cause we're such a perfect match

Everywhere that he goes, I'll be there and he won't know

Am I mad? Maybe so, but I love to sniff his clothes

Then I'll make him agree, he's my blushing boy-to-be

In the end, all my friends will then see

Senpai, notice me

Kokona keeps gazing at my senpai (don't look at senpai)

Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat (doesn't sound friendly)

I promise not to hurt her, just to frame her for a murder

She's a senpai-stealing, sultry little brat, I think

Almost noon and no sign of of my senpai (hurry up, senpai)

Could it be he's making out with her behind my back? (This could get ugly)

Let's offer her a shower, then we'll turn off all the power

That should sour things and and get us back on track

Anyone who flirts with my senpai, gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt

Talking to my senpai is not an option unless you want to be hurt

Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife?

I am not a killer or psycho, I am senpai's future wife

Is this fate? Is this stress? Is this yandere duress?

Or obsession? Possession? It's anybody's guess

All I know is this school's full of murder-making tools

It's uncanny, but dandy for me

Senpai drank this drink (lemonade, I think)

Senpai ate this fruit (just a bite or two)