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And, we're good
Good? Aight
Put yo' girl's heart in the bag, call me Killua Zoldyck
Call me Luffy, stretch my dick, and yo' bitch want to hold it
I'ma turn that ass around, cause I know she won't let you
Then I'll hit her with the Delaware Smash like I'm motherfucking Deku
Knock knock
Ayo! Is anybody home?
You told me to come over, you've been blowing my phone
Do you have a little lotion? Nonexistent nuts hurtin'
I'm a deep sea sexer, I've got the barnacles squirtin'
My name is Slash Kolona, bitch but ay you already know
I'mma line up all these rappers and I'll Burnham like Bo
And I'll make it really clear while I'm hitting this flow
That I'll be playing Rocket Slime before the start of the show
I make funny haha, humour from the third grade
I got my funny like Ryuko got her scissor blade
You maybe might of could have seen me chilling in the city
When I got this giant chain like I'm MC Gibby
Fucking milfs like Gravy
She wetter than the navy
I don't write when I'm lazy
I know that shit is crazy
Got rhymes in the zone and a flow like Kudge
But I'll never fucking fuck with meme rap because
I'm not a meme rapper
When you make a joke, you always gotta commit
Like Marth, I got the Falchion and a critical hit
Dragon Drama Toriyama sex yo' mama diorama
Sorry you got trauma fix your grammar get a comma
Call me Chris Hansen, lo' bitch, I'm bouncing all these checks
Back on Kaido's crew, a gifter and Tyrannosaurus rex
I'm a Devil Fruit user coming straight from the sea
I'm just like Eneru cause yo' Goru Goru no Mi
Drifting on the fast lane, Takumi Fujiwara (what?)
Stretched butthole, motherfucking Mugiwara (what?)
I'm a Terry main, straight fact that's no cap
I told you back in Triple B that I don't fuck with meme rap
If you simp then give me money
I'll strip down if it's funny
Give me the cash you've been paid
You'll never get laid but you're
Full of sensuality
Fatality, battle your sexuality
Showing your animality
What? It's a formality
Sike! I got that aether like Ike
My rhymes will heat up the mic
Your girl do smell like a pike
And now I'm riding a trike
Rubber gum dick like im Hisoka
陰経の寸法は何ですか?
Standing in the rain like Totoro
Stopping fucking time like Jotaro
Tryna suck a dude in any kind of way
Fucking on a trap like your boy, Big Gay
Fapping with the boys on the lining up stalls
Now sit on my face and step on my balls
I'm not a meme rapper
Put yo' girl's heart in a bag, call me Killua Zoldyck
Call me Luffy, stretch my dick, and yo' bitch want to hold it
I'ma turn yo' bitch around, cause I know she won't let you
Then I'll Manchester Smash like I'm motherfucking Deku
Put yo' bitch's heart in the bag, call me Killua Zoldyck
Call me Luffy, stretch my dick, and yo' bitch want to hold it
I'ma turn yo' bitch around, cause I know she won't let you
Then I'll Detroit Smash like I'm motherfucking Deku
(Ahaha! We love you, Slash K.)
(Kinda fire)
(Aight, aight, he ain't that bad)
(I swear, man, this guy's fuckin' wild)
(Okay, okay, keep it going, keep it going)
(Yo this shit wild)
(I just threw up in my mouth)
(This shit a fucking banger)
I'm not a meme rapper
Or maybe I am