White Trash Story - II (The Deuce)

I've gotta get this trailer rollin' downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sittin' here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

I Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is goin' straight to hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

Now Junior, he's a little slow

He got 18 months for the plants he grows

And Mary Lou's back on the stripper pole to pay the bills

They got barefoot kids in cut-off jorts

Who spend every week down in juvie court

For startin' fights and sellin' grandma's pills

And Sarah Ann, she can't be found

I guess she got tired of bein' passed around

And planned a Waffle House wedding on the mornin' of a one-night stand

I've gotta get this trailer rollin' downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sittin' here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

I Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is goin' straight to hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

I guess dynamite fishin' was a big mistake

'Cause my jon-boat's docked at the bottom of the lake

I got weekend stays and six months community service

And there's a pitbull chained to every tree

With a cardboard sign that says "Pups are free"

We got pink flamingos and blow-up plastic pools

We like spotlight under natural light

And the cops get caught here every night

And there's a 12-gauge smokin' from a woman who could take a punt

I've gotta get this trailer rollin' downhill

'Cause I'm sick of sittin' here still

The good times and the bad have left me broke

Grandma, she smoked all my swag

I Dale Earnhardt 3 under a rebel flag

This trailer park is goin' straight to hell

But I'm still first class white trash if you can't tell

My little sister's gettin' married today

And my dad's still in jail, so I'll give her away

I'm gonna get hammered drunk and light some shit on fire