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Meanwhile, life goes on
And I am sometimes asked if I have
Any words of advice for young people
Well, here are a few simple admonitions
For young and old, man and beast
Never interfere in a boy and girl fight
Beware of whores who say they don't want money
The hell they don't
What they mean is they want more money, much more
These are the most expensive whores what can be got
If you're doing business with a religious
Son of a bitch, get it in writing
His word isn't worth shit
Not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the daily
If, after having been exposed to someone's presence, you
Feel as if you'd lost a quart of plasma, avoid that presence
You need it like you need pernicious anemia
We don't like to hear the word "vampire" around here
We're trying to improve our public image
Building a kindly, avuncular, benevolent image
Interdependence is the key word
Enlightened interdependence
Life in all its rich variety
Take a little, leave a little
However, by the inexorable logistics of the vampiric
Process, they always take more than they leave
And why, indeed, should they take any?
Avoid fuck-ups
Fools, I call 'em
You all know the type
No matter how good it sounds, everything they
Have anything to do with turns into a disaster
Trouble for themselves and everyone connected with 'em
A fool is bad news and it rubs off
Don't let it rub off on you
Do not proffer sympathy to the mentally ill
It is a bottomless pit
Tell them firmly, "I am not paid to listen to this drivel
You are a terminal fool"
Otherwise, they'll make you as crazy as they are
Above all, avoid confirmed criminals
They are a special, malignant strain of fool