Lyrics
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the Guards any day
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
Well I bought her in the Buy and Sell in 1992
A travellin' man in a caravan said "This is the bike for you"
He was lookin' for a hundred pound, well I gave him eighty-two
Well I took her for a spin on the Kinnegad Road and begod she feckin' flew
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the Guards any day
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
But I drove her into Newbridge, I was lookin' for a couple of parts
like alloy wheels and nitro's and a new push button start
and I headed down to Robertstown to drop in for a beer
Eighty-five over the bridge in effin second gear
Oh my little Honda 50 she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the Guards any day
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
I was heading' out from Robertstown goin towards Timahoe
When I saw the Guards behind me, Sergeant Kenny, don't you know
I said, "O Buck, just my luck" and I hit the old nitro
By the time they'd hit Brokagh Cross I was in Timahoe
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll get you away from the Guards any day
Oh my little Honda 50, she's rapid and she's nifty
She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day