21st Century Honky Tonk American Band (Live From The Palomino)

(This is a true song)

(About a 21st Century honky-tonk American Band)

(Palomino Club, make some noise)

Get off the bus

The band, the boys and me

Yesterday was Denver

Tonight, it's Memphis, Tennessee

Runnin' off cocaine

A couple hours of sleep

Can't remember all the halls

But they look the same to me

Just out here making a livin'

With this six-string in my hand

In this 21st century honky-tonk American band

Whoo

Play just about anywhere

Throw it down on a map

A different scene, the same ol' jeans

The same ol' pussycats

Tell Mama I miss her

And I'll be back one day

And I don't think ol' Waylon Jennings

Woulda even done it this way

Just out here, making a livin'

Tryna pay the record company man

In this 21st century honky-tonk American band

And the wheels keep rolling on and on

And I hear them moaning a lonesome song, c'mon

Ever since Hank sang to me, I knew I was born to be

In a 21st century honky-tonk American band

(Keep the claps goin', c'mon, keep clappn')

Met a girl in Tallahassee

Said, "Boy, can I please ya?"

We boned all night long

Then I woke up with amnesia

Said, "Hey baby, what's your name?

I'll call you if I can

But I'm in a 21st century honky-tonk American band."

And the wheels keep rolling on and on

And I hear them moaning a lonesome song

Ever since Hank sang to me, I knew I was born to be

In a 21st century honky-tonk American band

(Everybody clap your hands, c'mon, do it)

And I feel I'm goin' on

I could sure use me a sunny day

And I know I've been away too long

'Cause I'm the same, but they've all changed

(Not us, man, we're still a honky-tonk bar band)

(Ha,ha, cool, everybody start clappin'

(And jumpin' up and down, let's do it, c'mon)