Elizabeth Taylor (So Glamorous Cabaret Version)

That view of Portofino was on my mind

When you called me at the Plaza Athénée

Ooh, oftentimes it doesn't feel so glamorous to be me

All the right guys promised they'd stay

Under bright lights, they withered away

But you bloom

Portofino was on my mind

And I think you know why

And if your letters ever said, "Goodbye"

I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor

Tell me for real, do you think it's forever?

Been number one, but I never had two

And I can't have fun if I can't have you

Be my NY when Hollywood hates me

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby

Been number one, but I never had two

And I can't have fun if I can't have you

Elizabeth Taylor

Do you think it's forever?

Well, hey, what could you possibly get

For the girl who has everything and nothing all at once?

Babe, I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust (just kidding)

We hit the best booth at Musso & Frank's

You say I'm bad news, I just say, "Thanks"

And you look at me like you're hypnotized

And I think you know why

And if you ever leave me high and dry

I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor

Tell me for real, do you think it's forever?

Been number one, but I never had two

And I can't have fun if I can't have you

Be my NY when Hollywood hates me

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby

Been number one, but I never had two

And I can't have fun if I can't have you

All my white diamonds and lovers are forever

In the papers, on the screen, and in their minds

All my white diamonds and lovers are forever

Don't you ever end up anything but mine

I'd cry my eyes violet, Elizabeth Taylor

do you think it's forever?

Been number one, but I never had two

What do you think?

Ooh-ooh, be my NY when Hollywood hates me

You're only as hot as your last hit, baby

Been number one, but I never had two