Fat

Your butt is wide, well, mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know (fat, fat, really, really fat)

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just now, tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie a la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (fat, fat, really, really fat)

And my shadow weighs 42 pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way, better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry, then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really, really fat)

When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house (whoo, whoo, whoo)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know, you know, you know, come on (fat, fat, really, really fat)

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd, lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (fat, fat, really, really fat)

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (fat, fat, really, really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat, and I'm proud, just tell me once again who's fat