I'm A Real Man

I'm a real man, I got a real guitar

I'm a real man, don't even know where the boys are

Don't wanna frighten you, little girl, you look so sweet and nice

Don't wanna have to tell you twice

I'm a real man

I'm gonna rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Yes, I'm a real man, baby, I'm not lyin'

I'm thirty-four years old and I still don't mind dyin'

You can put the voodoo on me, girl, ain't nothin' I can't dodge

Just check out this Roller in my garage

Kids these days, I mean these young pups

Are about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up

After a hard day in the Casaytone, they just don't wanna live

I just ain't no sadder, Judy, exactly

I'm a real man

I'm gonna rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Every dollar I earn

Girl, I let it all burn

And if I wind up in jail

There's any one of 2,672 women that I know

Who would gladly go my bail

Now you might say I'm just some fool on the boast

But how else they gonna hear you, girl, from coast to coast?

This ain't Dan Rather talkin', this ain't the president's son

I'm still gonna have my fun

I'm a real man

I'm gonna rock like a real man

Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Turn off that elevator music in your computer program

How'd you like to rock with a real man?

Don't dig that elevator music in your computer program

Come on and rock with a real man