Eric Remains

With his short attention span

Add to that the pills he takes

They are hardly medication

But they're partly the frustration

Measuring his inner thigh

Measuring his chest expanse

For the breadth and the depth

Some would say that he's obsessed

His fridge is a close companion

Has a sound that resonates

That machine seems to work

I'm glad something round here works

Couldn't handle our romance

Said it must be left to fate

It was only menstruation

But this is not a separation

Now I know the reason why

Now I know the reason why

This is where I began

Oh thank you all for coming by

Thanks again

This is where I began

Oh thank you all for coming by

Thanks again

With his short attention span

Add to that the pills he takes

They are hardly medication

But they're partly the frustration

His fridge is a close companion

It has a sound that resonates

That machine it seems to work

Glad something round here works

Now I know the reason why

Now I know the reason why

Now I know the reason why

Now I know the reason why

This is where I began

Oh thank you all for coming by

Thanks again

This is where I began

Oh thank you all for coming by

Thanks again