I'll Never Fall in Love Again (From the Musical Production "Promises, Promises")

What do you get when you fall in love

A girl with a pin to burst your bubble

That's what you get for all your trouble

I'll, I'll never fall in love again

Oh no, I'll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl

You get enough germs to catch pneumonia

And if you do she'll never phone ya

I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out

Out of those chains, those chains that bind ya

And that is why I'm here to remind ya

What do you get when you fall in love

You only get a lot, a lot of pain and sorrow

So until at least tomorrow

I'll, I'll never fall in love again

Oh no, I'll never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again

Never fall in love again

I'll never fall in love again