Lyrics
This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this
This is what happens when you consume
Massive amounts of drugs and alcohol
My brother was a douchebag
My sister was a douchebag
I guess that makes me one, too
Got the douchebag blues
Yes, indeed, I got the douchebag blues
Oh, I got the douchebag blues
Lord, I don't know what to do
I sold dynamite to the Arabs
Bullets to the Jews
Whiskey to the Indians
Now I'll get you, too
I got the douchebag blues
Yes, indeed, I got the douchebag blues
Oh, I got the douchebag blues
Lord, I just don't know what to do
Alright, play it one time, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yee-ha
Woo, woo, woo
Now, vinegar and water
The drink that I choose
I gotta tell you, brother
Tastes like pussy juice
I got the douchebag blues
Yes, sir, I got the douchebag blues
Oh yeah, I got the douchebag blues
Lord, I just don't know what to do
No, I got the douchebag blues
Yes, indeed, I got the douchebag blues
Oh yeah, I got the douchebag blues
Oh yeah, I got the douchebag blues
Oh yeah, ah
Okay, everybody
How off was that? Fuck
That time flies when you're in a coma, you know that?