Boats 'N Hoes (From the Motion Picture "Step Brothers")

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

The Nina (oh), the Pinta (oh), the Santa Maria (oh)

I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria

Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat

You won't go down 'cause my dick can float

We sail around the world and go port to port

Every time I cum, I produce a quart

Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor

There's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Deadliest catch, without the crabs

We're almost out of gas, call the A—rabs

I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow

Take off my pants, so you can see my flesh arrow

Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair

You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair

Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land

Get below deck with a dick in your hand

Anchors away and shiver me timbers

We like to fuck ladies with our 8—inch members

Love me hookers who be a—curvy

Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy

Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout

'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

I gotta have me, my boats and hoes

(That's the male Mariah Carey, y'all)Boats and hoes, boats and hoes

(Give it up) I gotta have me, my boats and hoes