Lyrics
Okay picture this:
There's this cold floating rock, right
And at the bottom of this rock there's this ocean
And at the bottom of the ocean there's these
Little teeny amoeba, right
And after millions of years these amoeba
They start turning into fish and swimming around
I don't know how it works, but it does
So these amoebas, right, these amoeba fish
Are swimming around until one day
One of these fish is like "you know what
I fucking hate the ocean, it sucks, its cold, its wet
I'm done! I'm done"
So he grabs these fucking little things that are called hands and feet
And he connects them to his body
And he crawls out of this ocean, right
And when he gets onto the bay, guess what he sees?
He looks around and he sees
A female fish, and she's beautiful., oh my god, stunning
So they talk, they talk for a few days
And then they start, you know after a few days they start
Mashing parts, 'cause that's what happens, right? (Mashing parts!)
So they mash parts and all these babies get born
And after millions of years these
Babies shed their scales, shed their fins
Until they start standing upright, and one day
They fuck and their brains get so big
That they understand these really scary concepts
And one of these concepts is that they're going to... die!
And what's scarier than knowing you're going to die?
Nothing, to me
So one day this guy's like:
"You know what, I'm gonna create something
That makes me not afraid of dying", Right?
So he comes up with it, and its actually called...
This thing you may know as, its called... Religion!
And this religion causes a bunch of... Conflict!
Conflict, bang bang bang, that's literally what it sounds like
So with all this (Conflict!) they understand they need some order
So they create this thing called... Government!
To keep each other in line, but guess what?
It actually doesn't happen like that