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Frank's 2000" TV

"Weird Al" Yankovic•Official Audio (YouTube API)

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Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun

It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone

I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block

What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock

And the neighbors are just green

They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"

It's Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)

Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)

Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000" TV)

That's Frank's remote control, you can look, but don't touch it, please

'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees

The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified

Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide

Everybody in the town

Can hear those 90, 000 watts of Dolby sound

And I'm mighty proud to say (And I'm mighty proud to say)

Now I can watch "The Simpsons" from thirty blocks away

On Frank's 2000 inch TV (Frank's 2000 inch TV)

Everybody come and see (Frank's 2000 inch TV)