Ain't Gonna Throw Any Rice

I wanna thank you for the invite

You sure have been acting proper and nice

Yes, I'm gonna come to your wedding

But I ain't gonna throw any rice

Everyone told me not to trust you

Too bad I did, now I'm paying the price

Yes, I'm gonna come to your wedding

But I ain't gonna throw any rice

You were my love, you told me forever

'Til she turned on her great flirting eye

Now you will be my love never

But I'll be there to kiss you goodbye

So when you're marching down the aisle, dear

I'll be around, you don't have to look twice

I'll be wearing my pride singing "Here comes the bride"

And I'll eat the cake 'cause I know your mom baked it

But I ain't gonna throw any rice

You were my love, you told me forever

And ever 'til she turned on her great flirting eye

And now you will be my love never

But I'll be there to kiss you goodbye

So when you're marching down the aisle, dear

I'll be around, you don't have to look twice

I'll sing loud, I'll sing true

And I'll throw the old shoes

But I ain't gonna throw any rice

I ain't gonna throw any rice