Drunk On A Plane

I took two weeks vacation for the honey moon

A couple tickets, all inclusive down in Cancún

I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat seven A

I'm getting drunk on a plane

I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy

'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me

Now I've got empty mini bottle filling both our trays

I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G Six

Stewardess is somethin' sexy

Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

We had this date marked on the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom

Alone there at the top of the cake

So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G Six

Stewardess is somethin' sexy

Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile high flight attention

It's Mardi Gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane

On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass

'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks of everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this 737 rocking like a G Six

Stewardess is somethin' sexy

Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition