If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

If you got a Cadillac boy

And a forty room shack boy

A bucket full of money

And a tree full of honey.

But if you got no huggin'

No smoochin' or muggin'

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'.

If you're ridin' on the gravy train

Instead of walkin' down lovers lane

You can't make hay boy

You're goin' the wrong way boy.

You gotta get a little honey

It's better than money

Well, if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'.

If they call you a big man

'Cause you got a lot of bottom land

If you're kin to the president

And if you help run the government.

But if you get no attention

You better off on a pension

For if you ain't lovin'

Then you ain't livin'.

If you got a string of long cars

And you're smoking them fourbit cigars

You ain't so well to do

Unless you get a little choochy coo.

It takes a little of smackin'

Or your life is a lackin'

Well, if you ain't lovin',

Well, brother then you ain't livin'...