Lyrics
Look at you!
You've grown/shrunk
It's good to have you home
New York agrees with you.
You look pretty, pretty.
Except for the fact you forgot to use shampoo!
I never should have let you out of my sight
You took a look at a map
And look what happened!
What do ya like to be called these days?
Sunshine? Starbright?
I never should have let you
Out of my sight!
It's odd you mention hair
When did you get that crew?
It looks kind of wild
Except for the fact they went out
In '62!
I never should have let you out of my sight
You jumped right off of my lap
And look what happened!
One of those 'John Wayne' army men!
Chin up, uptight
I never should have let you
Out of my sight!
What's an acid drip really like?
Did you see God? Does He drip too?
If anyone could win an unwinnable war,
I'm sure it would be you!
Your clothes are so unique
Where did you get that rag?
Wait til I show you my formal ensemble
Made out of the American Flag!
I never should have let you out of my sight
I took a look at a map
And look what happened!
Do bellbottoms make it hard to walk?
How often do you say 'sir' when you talk?
If you want to go so wrong,
Well, that's your right
But I never should have–
Ever should have
Let you–
Out of–
My sight!
So, I hear you want to go to grad school.
Eventually, right now I've got enough to worry about, with packing, moving–
What do you mean 'moving'? Moving to where?
Didn't mom tell you? Jason and I are moving to Canada.
What?