Please Remain Calm

His Sunday best includes the helmet of an astronaut

Tablecloth cape, embroidered number 8 sayin'

'I am a proud man, I am a proud man'

Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, sing it

Please remain calm

Please remain calm

It's hard to tell the difference of a prophet from a crackpot

I wouldn't blame you if you'd rather stay in bed

We'd go down smilin', we'd go down smilin'

Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, take it

Please remain calm

Please remain calm

Calm

This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system

This is a test, this is only a test

You can stand single file, put your head between your legs

You can stop drop and roll 'cause this is only a test, take it