Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
There comes a time in every man's life
When he's not getting it from his wife
Scared stiff he won't get another chance
To do the old horizontal dance
Way back when he was Johnny on the spot
These days that don't come up a lot
It's easy for you but he's running out of time
Almost at the end of the line
The girl said she was heading up north
Had to go before the pills wore off
Gotta hurry, it ain't no joke
Gotta try for one more poke
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
So more than any damn thing
He wants to grab at that brass ring
Though it goes against his morals
He's got a bunch of internal quarrels
Above the noise as he rode away
I swear to my God you could hear him say
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He's got to go for that last rodeo
He'll take the chance that he can win
As his moral compass starts to spin
He won't stop and he won't listen
To get back to his favorite position
Lines blur and grow indistinct
As he follows his most base instinct
And after all he'll drop defenses
And damn all the consequences
But in the end he's satisfied
He got to take that one last ride
Feeling young just for a while
Hear him yell through his smile
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He got to ride on his last rodeo
Yippie yi yay, yippie yi yo
He got to ride on his last rodeo