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Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, we do
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do
Who robs cave-fish of their sight
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!