Lyrics
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
I really like that cardy
I bought that for my birthday party
And I know that it's only a cardigan
But I wanna know where's that cardy gone
And what the fuck is he looking at?
One bomb flick of his bucket hat
He's doing running man
He's looking at me all bummy and smiling
What the fuck is funny Dan?
'Cause it's not all fun and games when it comes to a cardy
And one of my best mates is sat inside the bucket
And his name's Charlie
This ain't no laughing matter
I've only had one double Bacardi
It's about as funny as mayonnaise on a bacon sarnie
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Fucking hell what's up with him?
I've only had three or four drinks
Before I go I want a little more gin
Do us a cocktail - Singapore sling
He said no and I said alright
I didn't come here for a fight
I'm not trying to be here all night
Just do me a favour
One more pint or two pints of Guinness
Yes mate
I won't come back 'til next Wednesday
I promise man 'cause that's when I get paid
Unless you make a few quid on the S-day
What time is it?
Half-past ten
I'm about to order a half again
Yo, I've left my phone on charge again
Yo pass me that charger Ben
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again
Last night was a par again
I went to the bar again
And I got barred again
And I lost my cardigan
And I lost my card again