If I Could Be A Geek

Tight sweaters and blue jeans, that's what Debi wore

I remember her clothes piled up in the middle of the floor

But that was back in high school when I had a great physique

Oh I don't know what happened, but now she's runnin' with a geek

If I could be a geek then I might get her back

'Cause I would write some famous software

If I could be a geek I'd be so debonair

And know computer speak

If I could be a geek

Debi likes her shoppin', Debi likes her tan

Debi digs her Lexus and she digs her geeky man

Well if I enroll in computer school then she'd remember me

And I would know the difference between a Mac and a PC

If I could be a geek I'd drive a worthless car

And wear a plastic pen protector

If I could be a geek I'd have a dandruff shirt

And shower every week

If I could be a geek

I would be a millionaire, and tip the maitre'd

I'd know Linux, and he'd know me

If I could be a geek I'd live in Washington

And build a house upon a lake there

If I could be a geek I'd get my girlfriend back

My life would be complete

If I could be a geek

Oh, I could be the kind she wants to keep

If I could be a geek