Braindead

You have three new messages

"Hey, it's Alyssa, just checking in

I'm out here with Lauren, are we still on for tonight?

'Cause we've been waitin' outside at this club for a while now

So I just want to make-"

"Girl, we've been waiting out here all night

Where the hell are you?

Don't say you're trying to fuck that dumb ass again

'Cause if you are, I'm going to-"

"Okay, so I Googled it

Turns out you were right

Horn isn't named after the band

It's the other way around

Anyways, I got your text

Yeah, I am free tonight

If you want to hang out

Or just want to be alone, I'm good"

One, two, three, go!

People laughin' when you speak

"Was it something I said?"

You're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh

But somethin' 'bout you makes me weak

Somethin' wrong with my head

I'm brain-dead, uh-uh-uh

You're a damn fool

But I love you ("Was it something I said?")

I'm a fool too (you're brain-dead, uh-uh-uh)

'Cause I love you

You're a damn fool

But I love you (somethin' wrong with my head)

I'm a fool too (I'm brain-dead)

'Cause I love you

My friends been wonderin'

"Are you in love with them?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh"

I mean, you've gotta be kiddin'

Save your embarrassment

There's no comparison

Uh-oh, uh-oh

(You mean I'm brain dead?)

And they're still wonderin'

"Are you in love with them?"

"Nuh-uh, nuh-uh"

I'll keep my obsession hidden

It's too embarrassin'

I wanna marry them

Uh-oh, uh-oh

C'mon, you gotta be kiddin'

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the dumbest bitch of all?

'Cause every second that we speak

It's you, until my knees get weak

I tease you, but it's just to hide

That I'm the dumbest bitch alive

I fell for you, I don't know why

I cross my heart and hope you're mine

I love you, I'd like to see you