I See You Love Me

You write, a pretty good letter, I see you love me

And that you want to have my children

Good idea, we'll need some money

I'll need a vasectomy reversal

Do you know a good surgeon? What about your brother?

I hear he's damn good with a scalpel

Let's change the subject, I prefer less planning

You know the truth is honey

I love you too, I never thought that you would say it

I appreciate your candor and I want to be your lover baby

This is the news that I've been waiting for and I

Love you too

Distance, has been a problem, we're wasting postage

Although I like my postmaster

He's got a nice family, sport utility vehicle

And I believe they are into religion

I think it's a good thing, and he loves his woman

They're just a happy suburban couple

But I think on Sundays, we'll stay in bed dear

And eat lox trim bagels

I love you too, I never thought that you would say it

I appreciate your candor and I want to be your lover baby

This is the news that I've been waiting for and I

Love you too

I still remember, your first two husbands, who didn't treat you

Like you deserve to be treated

So get ready baby, I will be your warrior

And I know how to make pesto

But I'll need some tickles, and a lot of kissing

My self-help books are history

I love you too! I never thought that you would write it

I appreciate your ardor and I want to be your knight in shining

You are the woman I've been waiting for and I

Love you, I

Love you too

I love you