Lyrics
The Midnight Beast
It's the year of the beast
You don't have to shout before you come out tonight, girl
You're sure gonna get (yeah, yeah)
It's your boy, Stefan
That's what
If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (you must be a lesbian)
I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet 16, but the girls are 18
And I can't wait to peel 'em like a tangerine
I'm gonna go down on 'em like a submarine
Submarines are fun
I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start, I hear a rape alarm
It's going-
I can't feel my ears, I think they're bleeding from the-
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh, wait, I bet she likes kissing girls
I still hear the-
Maybe if I let her, she would me with a-
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight
No, hang on, I bet you like boobies, right?
If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (oh, you must be a lesbian)
If a girl won't kiss (she's taking a piss)
Or get down with this (I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me
She must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian)
Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscly guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size (oh)
And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (Boing)
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?