Lyrics
This is the story of a man, a majestic man, a man called Brian
The best in the West
Here he comes, the delivery man, driving along in his majestic van
'Cause he's the best (he's the best) yeah, he's the best in the West ('cause he's the best in the West)
Well, he might drive all sedate, but he's never ever late
'Cause he's the best, yeah, he's the best in the West
Here he comes, right on time, got your crisps and a box of wine
'Cause he's the best (he's the best) yeah, he's the best in the West ('cause he's the best in the West)
Brings it right up to your door, leaves you wanting more
'Cause he's the best, yeah, he's better than the rest, oh yeah
Even when the heavens opened up
And the rain came down in a mighty flood
While other drivers got swept away, Majestic Brian saved the day
Majestic Brian saved the day
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your partners
It's official now, he got a note, safest driver is what they wrote
'Cause he's the best (he's the best) he's the best in the West ('cause he's the best in the West)
Well, his wife says it's fine 'cause he gets lots of free wine
That's really posh
Goes with their top nosh and saves on dosh
Well, she's the boss but he's the best
He's better than the rest, yeah
He's the best in the West
(I tell ya, Keewatin's finest)
'Cause he's the best in the West