Lyrics
Well, I don't really feel like it's so
I don't feel like it's so controversial (I don't, I don't)
Because I feel like it's a beautiful thing (I don't want you to get banned at retail)
See, the thing is I don't really care because I feel like it's a beautiful thing
Like I'm, I'm celebrating the ass (mm)
I like to celebrate asses (it may be too sensitive for a buyer)
I feel like we gotta break through the ass boundary
(I mean, it depends on who directly your audience is)
See, I think I've got a big royal fan base of women
I think that to your ass, like that would turn on a lot of women
(Mm, It could, it depends on how much you're willing to destroy my career)
(I mean, what store that you want)
We're coming for all the big stores, you know
If I got a big ass on my cover, I'm going to go for the bigger stores
(I mean, I don't have a big ass)
(I mean, there's other guys that may have bigger asses than I)
Wait I've seen it
I've seen it up on stage and I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's the ass I want
(How do you know?)
I can tell, yeah
(I mean why would, why would you be so obsessed with my ass, like)
I've been thinking really long and hard about it
(I mean, what do you think?)
You don't think that, you think that having his ass on my cover
Is going to be detrimental to his career?
Absolutely not, it's going to help you out
Especially with the lady
That's what I'm trying to tell him
Yeah, you see him on today's alaska
Let me touch you there, I want to feel you (okay)
Yeah, you wants that ass (okay)
(I mean, that's a lot to expose at that moment)
I know, I know that you're a sensitive and vulnerable man
But I wanna tell you, Keith, that I would never, I would never exploit you
(I'm saying, you don't have to eye work ready)
No, because I mean, you know, I need that ass
(I would love to, I would love to)
Okay, why don't we talk about it later?
Oh, yeah, Keith
Oh yeah
Why would you be so obsessed with my ass
I've been thinking about Kool Keith's ass for a long time now
Thinking about how I gotta get out find out where he hangs out with his pants down
I know he likes porno stacks and cable, mentally unstable
That's ok I'll cook dinner then make him dance naked
While I medicate him and clean off the kitchen table, uh-huh
He lives in LA I hate it there but I got big blonde hair so I'll fit in
Visit my grandma, play her my new CD
And then from there go to Burbank, sit in the studio audience of Jeopardy
Make Keith take me to Universal Studios, Disneyland, Viper Room
Then he'll get in bed with me
I mean, the guy needs a little therapy
(It depends how much you, how much you're willing to destroy my career)
Ha, that's what he says to me?
How ya gonna say that Mr. Dr. Doom insane rat sandwich Dr. Octagynocologist Obscenity
Now he's on Columbia Records I hope it doesn't wreck him
Maybe it's better for where he's headed
There'll be more ladies, Keith's ass, I gotta defend it
Martial arts Star Wars bar hoars I keep shot callers
I sleep with all Kool Keith lyric sheets in my teddy bear in my bare arms
I just wanna cuddle up against the bare moon, I wanna spoon
He could sing me "Blue Flowers" in my ear, but maybe this time, it'd be in tune
Look Keith, if you're listening send me an AOL email
I'm a hot female, I keep it real, representing what? Your butt
How do you know? I can tell
How do you know? I can tell
Ultramagnetic
How do you know? I can tell
How do you know? I can tell
Ultramagnetic
I mean, I don't have a big ass
I mean, there's other guys that may have bigger asses than I