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Poopy funny, get it all out the way
I be talking about anal and a burger every day
Krabby Patty, hit my addy for the diet Dr. Kelp
You forgot to give it to me?
I guess I'll just get one myself
Stole it from a kid 'cause fuck it
'Boutta punch in at the Chum Bucket
Finna steal the formula and get a promotion
Talking with Karen, someone pass me the lotion
I'm virtually virtuous
An altruistic piece of shit
Can I get some money if I eat your ass a little bit?
I went to uni for a PhD in Rectal Science
Sandwich from a prolapse, I hope that you don't mind it
Find it
Look for Waldo in the street
Red-striped shirt and a twenty-inch meat
Aw geez, look at this guy, he thinks he's hilarious
Wait 'til I get cancelled, you'll say that I'm nefarious
With various fart sound effects in the BG
(Fart sounds)
Peepee
Please look ahead, I'm at Comedy Central
Better shit before you sleep, or you'll wake up with a bed full
Get back
I think you've seen too much
I give your girl a kiss and your father a fuck
Big Mac
I eat it for luck
But they added too much lettuce for my burger to suck
Better call Zack
I need to tell him he's a loser
Boutta take a rip from the toilet sooner
Why did you laugh tho?
Penis and asshole
Thinking about this toilet humour
Hop up, I rock cups full of piss at a potluck
Your boyfriend saying I'm a regular shmuck
Good luck with that when he see you in my arms
Before I beat his ass because he stole me Lucky Charms
Saw a girl with big boobies
Got them Twin Tower tits
Wanna shove my plane between them
Too far
No it isn't
Yes it is
Maybe both?
But does it even matter for the same unfunny overused joke?
I might take a little toke